for real
Today I was sitting at Camberwell station, practicing knitting a dinosaur for Phil that looks like a camel with a big booty. And then this dude comes up to me.
"Excuse me, are you originally from Perth?"
"uh...no."
"oh sorry, i'm not tryna start anything, i just thought..."
"uh well, i did just come back from Perth a few days ago?"
"YEAH! I THINK I SAW YOU ON THE PLANE? WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND MAYBE? WITH THE SAME HAIR?"
"...yeah..."
then i sat for 15 minutes at the station with this guy and then all the way to flinders talking about how he's from perth but bought a one way ticket here because he's in a band and he wants to find out about the melbourne scene and how he's played with the getaway plan and had i ever heard of you am i, you know, with tim rogers, and had i heard the new coldplay? yeah it's really cool, yeah, like, completely just crazy, like, viva la vida, like french revolution and stuff, and had i heard that one song by that french girl on triple j? like...'i'll kill her' or something? yeah apparently she's really sharp you know, like, i reckon you'd have to be pretty out there to write a song like that, oh yeah freo's really cool, little creatures, that's where eskimo joe hang out, sweet...

IN CONCLUSION, FUCK PERTH.

actually i had a really fun time and everyone i met there was really nice. but still. man.

also photobucket can lick my tonto

HAY ELISE AND SARAH
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE A PICNIC/BARBECUE/BURRITO NIGHT OR SOMETHING
WE SHOULD DO THAT

Are you mad at anyone?
yeah kind of, passively at the moment. ALSO AMBER! WHO CALLS SOMEONE 4 TIMES TO ASK WHAT ORDER TO PUT BROCCOLI, NOODLES, AND COOKED MEAT INTO SOUP.

Who is the person you talked to on the phone last?
amber. ASKING ME ALL THAT STUFF.

What are you listening to at the moment?
I was listening to chris brown but i turned it off.

Ever made someone cry?
yeah i always do it :(

Have you slept in someone else's bed of the opposite sex in the past month?
Yes! Jeremy's and Phil's.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
Yep. His moustache has gone back to smelling like milk. Mmm!

What's irritating you right now?
Headache :(

When was the last time you cried?
last night. like a little beb!

Do you hate anyone?
Not realllllyyyyyyyyyy. WAIT. Yes. One guy at my work. A:LNHOURCH:KAJH

Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
we don't have either here so I don't know! I enjoy BURRITOS AT ELISE'S HOUSE :D

Last phone call received?
AMBER. x 4

What are you wearing on your feet?
skin and toe nails and foot hair :)

What was the last movie you watched in the Theater?
in the Theater I watched Kung-Fu Panda, AGAIN because when we went in Perth it was super full of kids who made it annoying. But last night people were still annoying! but they were grown ups!

What are you doing today?
well since it's midnight, today i will be sleeping, then getting up and making some lunch probably, then sitting around, maybe knitting, then tutoring for 2 1/2 hours then going out for dinner with pheel.

The person you love moves across the world; what would you do ?
:(. but if it's what they need to do, let them do it. if i've finished uni then maybe i'd go too if they wanted me to.

What song always makes you sad?
between the bars by elliott smith. probably others but i can't htink of them right now

What are you doing this weekend?
today i worked and then went home and made pasta and then TALKED TO THAT DUDE and then hung out with phil in the afternoon and we had a nap and hten i came home and made dinner and watched KINKY BOOTS which was a good movie. and tomorrow i will do all that other stuff i already talked about.

What do you think about smoking weed?
it's okay i guess, i don't really like doing it anymore but i've got no probs with it unless you do it all the time and it makes you boring

What's your favorite drink?
MMM probably cherry ripe smoothie from TROPICANA JUICE! YUMMMMMMMM Or Giles' Special!

What is something you do a lot?
sleep on public transport :( i'm trying not to!

Do you lead people on a lot?
No I don't reckon, but i've been accused of doing it before.

Do you believe everything you hear?
what the fuck

Do you live near your best friend(s)?
no she lives ages away! how rude.

What are you wearing right now?
grey trackies and a blue long sleeved top and amber's eyar 6 jumper!

Where were you at 11:45 pm yesterday?
probably on my way home or at home doing the laundry.

How many letters are in your last name?
10

What did you do last night?
I did laundry then saw kung-fu panda!

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now?
from...i don't know. box hill maybe, haha. fuck i dunno.

Do you listen to your parents?
yeah but sometimes they talk a bit of poo, you know, everyone does.

Would rain actually stop you from going somewhere or ruin your plans?
no way! i always go to the zoo even if it's raining!

Do you own any TV shows on DVD?
most of them are amber's. INCLUDING: 3rd rock from the sun, Just shoot me

Where are you going on your next vacation?
who knows! ~~mystery~~

What's the best eye color for the opposite sex?
i don't give a hoot. green i guess.

Do you have any pets, if so how many?
i have one dog barney! he is pretty funny!

Are you gangster?
no.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
yeah. basically everyone at work does.

Do you like carrots?
yeah! especially shredded in my enchiladas mixed in with mince and beans. yum!

Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
ocean. but both taste disgusting.