If you'll be my bodyguard

jebe @ 2009-09-15T21:10:00

2009-09-15T11:11:08Z

Cold, hiccups, the runs and an essay due tomorrow

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

FAVOURITE YOUTUBES DAY!

2009-07-04T14:10:38Z

Today I have done some music, watched some x-men, done the ironing, written down facts about herbs and now i am going to show you some good youtubes, internet, and the theme is...DOG VIDEOS!

this is probably my favourite youtube ever. the music...making a youtube about your dog eating fruit...impeccable

I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

everyone should comment telling me their feelings regarding this post

i can hear them sirens coming

2009-06-16T12:08:33Z

i feel fatigued and not into studying for my ir exam tomorrow, so i will have a spin on you, LIVEJOURNAL! (livejournal? is anybody still on this thing other than to be in communities?)

Here are my goals for this holidays. THAT I AM ON AFTER TOMORROW! After the exam I'm not studying for.

- Make some mini-terrariums! find out what terrariums of the air are called. PHIL in general all those sorts of things are called "vivariums." Did you know that?
- make some stencils of dogs to put on t-shirts
- do enough ironing to buy t-shirts to put dogs on
- make my dog a t-shirt?
- Make some silhouettes for Phil's room. In order to sate my desire to move out (but without actually getting my job) I make things to decorate Phil's house, imagining that they would be in my house one day. He never uses any of these things and they end up in his cupboard on top of his football books and my tampons.
- exfoliate and moisturise more
- exercise? (har har har)
- get dressed even when i'm home alone. this will probably be the toughest task of all of them.
- pick my top 10 pokemon
- make some octopus legs

What are you doing these holidays, internet? if you say "going overseas" i officially hate you

jebe @ 2008-11-28T01:43:00

2008-11-27T14:43:38Z

Why would Tegan and Sara and JD Samson be playing the same night?

Does the world hate lesbians this much?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!

2008-10-20T14:19:57Z

So I'm really angry about something that nobody wants to hear me complain about. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN LIVEJOURNALLLLLLLLLL!!!

So I've been dreading re-enrolling, but for pretty lame reasons. I was thinking of taking a semester off and I can't be fucked deciding whether I will or not. But I dragged myself to the computer to look through this year's handbook (ie distracting myself from an assignment) to see what subjects I might take. I click on the gender studies section, as, after all, it is my major. Students starting in 2007 were the last to be able to do gender studies as a major at Melbourne uni. So clickity clack I go.

I find there that I've taken 2 out of three (so I've filled my pre-requisite) core subjects. I still have to take 5 or 6 more gender studies to complete my major. That's cool, there are 20 or so subjects I remember, should be good. Except I find that out of those 20 subjects, 10 of them have been cut. Only 1 is available to do next semester - and it's about cyber-reality. The ones left are the least gender studies specific.

I'm not a real idiot - I know that they're trying to more or less phase gender studies out. The university has ended it as a major for any students studying this year or after it. Lucky me, they let me in. Except there are only 10 subjects left. Out of 20. This cut was done in one year. I'm pissed, sure. I have to decide between the subjects that I don't want to do and the ones I really don't want to do, and even university staff have to admit that's a pretty shit way to learn. But hey, not that big a deal right?

Except I finish uni in 2011, not in 2009 like most gender studies students. So now I'm real pissed. Will there be any subjects left for me to do to finish my major? Do I have to cram all my gender studies subjects into the next year? Will I have to switch my major? Or switch universities? So now I'm super duper pissed. It's inflated by the fact that I'm sitting here trying to get an econometrics assignment that's worth 5% done - a shitty assignment for a shitty subject full of selfish shits (non-shitface exceptions exist, but not enough to make a real difference). I'll probably fail this subject, but lots of people will pass it. But I don't fail gender studies subjects. I'm real good at them - super good at them. And I love them.

It sounds stupid to be so attached to an area of study, but I am. I really am. I had a real shit adolescence. I had encountered feminism in a second-hand way through bands like Le Tigre and Sleater-Kinney but beyond that I was like the first half of an episode of Touched By An Angel (you know, the bit where the person fucks up their life and cheats on their wife or something) if it was about feminism and not about Christianity and Tess the angel was Bell Hooks. A fucked up queer kid (who didn't know what queer meant) with a real bad eating disorder. I hated every doctor and counselor and therapist I ever went to (except for one, but I hated him when he said that body dysmorphia probably made it real hard for me to have a boyfriend because I didn't like people touching my face - honey that wasn't the reason). And then I went to uni and realised - holy shit - there are people who care about the things that affect me. Stuff that's swept under the rug or reduced to lowest-common-denominator home ec presentations - people care about this shit. People dedicate their lives to understanding it and eradicating it and they're respected and intelligent, not just TV hacks or shitty rude counselors with shark teeth. I probably have grown more as a person, become more self sufficient, progressed more in my recovery and inspected myself and my surroundings under the wing of feminism than with the help of any friends, family or doctors. That sounds weird...but it's true. And it was university that introduced that to me.

So yeah - I love gender studies. And I'm real brill at it. I intend to continue studying it as a post grad. And I'm really angry. Because feminism (not that feminism should be confused with gender studies) matters to me. And it doesn't matter to my uni. At all. Not only doesn't it matter, but it's seen as so useless that it's worth intentionally dismantling. These cuts aren't happening to my commerce subjects - of course. I hoodwinked something fierce - Melbourne Uni lulled me into a false sense of security with prestige, a fancy logo and one off subjects that were informative, exciting and important. "God, I can't believe I almost went to make-up school!" God, I can't believe I almost fell for it. I feel like joining some leftist student organisation (although I completely lack the confidence to take part in any student politics) and scrawling on the footpath in chalk "NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK THE UNIVERSITY IS NOT HERE FOR YOU - IT IS HERE FOR ITSELF. STUDENTS IN FACULTIES THAT DON'T WIN NOBEL PRIZES OR MAKE FAMOUS DISCOVERIES THAT CAN BE TRACED BACK TO THE UNIVERSITY OR BRING IN A LOT OF MONEY...DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE." Gender studies made me realise that the things that matter to me are important. Melbourne University has made me realise that no, they aren't. Not to the rest of the world, anyway.

I feel real stupid

I don't expect anyone to read this really. I just have a lot of ~~~feelings~~~

jebe @ 2008-08-24T17:36:00

2008-08-24T08:58:15Z

So this facebook thing, I don't really get it right, I mean I'm starting to. I think I do. I don't understand most of the applications that have been foisted upon me, I don't like being alerted to the fact that "1 of your friends has compared you to another friend, and they think you have better hair," or something, when I can't even find out who I was compared to or who thinks I have better hair or anything. But I'm on facebook at the moment, hoping mostly that someone will talk to me (apparently you can do this with this chat thing down the bottom) while I desperately try to put off reading an 163 page report on partner rape so I can write a 500 word essay on it, and why it sucks especially bad for low income earners. I kind of wish that I had picked an easier topic like "Why lesbians can't adopt" or something but look, I just didn't want to okay.

So instead I'm on facebook looking through this "people you may know" list that seems to be growing bigger all the time, and it turns out I do know these people, or did know these people but now they are doing things like being in a relationship with someone called Angus or going to universities and it says they've graduated because they don't understand that your class year is not just the year it is that you're both in class and making a facebook. (Year in question being 2007)

So I'm looking through these things right, and some times I get not really sad but a bit funny feeling, because some of these people I may know, I really knew, I mean like were really my friends. And then I'm like "well why didn't they add me" but then I realise that some of these people were dicks. I mean like, really. One of my best friends once said to me "So and so got gastro and lost 4kg in 5 days, maybe you should get gastro" and then laughed, and like wow that is a really dickish horrible thing to do. I mean most highschool people are horrible, that's just a fact but this was from a person who I think personally prided themselves on being a lot more mature than most highschool people. And who did a lot of other really horrible things.

I guess the point is that recently I think, by recently I mean over the last year I've become more and more reclusive (whereas it seems (according to facebook, which is what this entry so far is really about) that when you leave highschool you're meant to get more and more outgoing) and people take note of this - when I see people I haven't seen in a while they say things like "Nobody's seen you in ages!" or "You should really come to this thing...no really, do come," the latter with a kind of soft pity or maybe to convince me that most people really aren't that bad (it sounds like I hate it when people do it, I don't). I think that in highschool you put up more with horrible people and in turn churn out your own bit of horribleness, whether you mean to or not, just to fit in. I think now that I put up a lot less with other people being horrible, and I hope that I'm less horrible. I think I am.

Anyway the fact remains that I'm really bored and I really don't want to write this essay. The fact that I'm sitting on the couch and not at my desk is no help. In between the start of writing this and now I've also gone and eaten some corn chips and tuna (good combo) and blow dried my dog, and then made him wee twice by accident. Maybe I'll add a meme onto this if I get desperate.

jebe @ 2008-08-03T22:52:00

2008-08-03T14:01:49Z

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
Part 1: You

When I'm nervous:
I click my fingers, or clench my jaw real hard.

Last night I..:
went to phil's house and made pizza and didn't wait for my pizza to finish cooking so it was cold :(
also watched this

it was awful, such a shame because Mortal Kombat I is my favourite movie. Bummer :(

Were you a planned baby?
I dunno, I don't think so really.

Are you the oldest?
No! not even close. THE YOUNGEST IN FACT. Wait you mean siblings right

Part 2: Your Personality

Do you have low self esteem?
sometimes. Sometimes I'm like "man, I'm NEVER funny!" and then i'm like "WOAH. I'M HILARIOUS!"

Are you happy right now?
I am unhappy with how one nostril is blocked and one eye is running. Like I'm allergic to having strokes.

Part 3: Appearance

Are you comfortable with the way you look?
Not always. I'm tryng to grow my hair out!

Describe your hair:
Growing out for a semi-pixie hopefully into a bob.

Part 4: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
Depends on the weather! and how many allergens are around. And are there dogs?

How's the weather?
Freezing!

Do you like walking in the rain?
Not particularly? i've never made out in the rain.

Do you like thunderstorms?
YES!

Part 5: Food

Are you a vegetarian?
No way jose!

Anything you absolutely could eat forever?
my mum's char siew probably.

Part 6: Relationships & Love

Do you want to get married?:
Yeah I reckon one day. Every now and then I'm not sure, you know, whether I want it or I need but I think I do.

Are you in a relationship?
yarrrr

Do you think your relationship may turn into marriage?
yarrrrrrrr. I picked out my dress! sweet

Part 7: Random Questions

Where is your cell phone?
uh i dunno right now!

Cheesecake ?
YESSSSSSSSSSS. Especially the berry cheesecake at veggie bar.

Your dream last night?:
i odn't remember

Your favorite drink?
water probably. And Giles' special but I feel sick if i drink too much.

Your fears?
feeling like i have to conform to a dominant ideology, freaking myself out too much, other people

One of your wish list items?
some raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar. uhh.

Where did you grow up?:
Melbourne!

What are you wearing?:
trackies, white socks, grey t-shirt, black sweater and black hoodie

Tattoos?:
none yet!

Piercings?:
None

Your computer?:
Is really huge and heavy and makes this FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOO noise with the fan

Your life?
oh life. oh lifeeeeeeeeeee. oh life. doo doo doo

What are you thinking about right now?
my shoulder hurts and i need to wee wee!

Favorite color(s)?
navy blue, warm bright red, yellow (anything darker than canary) and cream.

When is the last time you laughed?
when barney tried to eat my face

Last received call?
hmm bonnie

Last 3 text messages?
From Phil, telling me dramatic news!

Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Never!

Part 8: Life

Who knows the most about you?
Phil.

Who do you blame for your mood today?
i dunno

What is making you sad right now?
formula one sucks. not knowing where you stand with stuff sucks!

What was the first thing you said this morning?
berhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. also properly "hold on a sec"

Do you drink lots of water?
i try!

The last compliment you received?
I think I got one yesterday!

Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?
both!

The last website you visited?
general livejournals

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
fuck i have no idea. I don't like photos.

Last person you went to the movies with?
Elise and Stu and Phil!

Is anything alive in your room?
Not right now! Well probably dustmites or whatever.

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Have you ever fell asleep in someones arms?
yeah, in Phil's all the time. I'm a super sleepy person and he gives good cuddle!

Who were the last 3 people you called?
Phil twice, My mum...and then before that...I don't know. I don't make a lot of phone calls if I can help it!

What were you doing at 1 am this morning?
on the computer!

What was the reason you last cried?
being sad, feeling lonely. Regular people stuff I think!

Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
tgi friday's veggie burger. yum.

What are you doing tonight?
I went out for dinner with my parents and talked to Koko, and soon I will go sleep!

Is anyone on your bad side right now?
mmmm YES!

Do you clean when your upset?
If it's real late at night yeah sometimes, but I'm so disorganised at the moment I feel like nothing can ever get properly clean.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Only to put another colour in it, and I'm pretty okay about not dying my hair ever again.

Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
YES! A girl at my work! She's at least 6 months along I think and I only noticed yesterday.

Can you make brownies without having to look at the directions?
no definitely not!

Do you still talk to the person you kissed last?
yes! of course.

Any plans for tomorrow?
Uni and then cuddling and sleep

i ent gon lie, this entry was an excuse to post this

for real

2008-07-05T14:22:53Z

Today I was sitting at Camberwell station, practicing knitting a dinosaur for Phil that looks like a camel with a big booty. And then this dude comes up to me.
"Excuse me, are you originally from Perth?"
"uh...no."
"oh sorry, i'm not tryna start anything, i just thought..."
"uh well, i did just come back from Perth a few days ago?"
"YEAH! I THINK I SAW YOU ON THE PLANE? WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND MAYBE? WITH THE SAME HAIR?"
"...yeah..."
then i sat for 15 minutes at the station with this guy and then all the way to flinders talking about how he's from perth but bought a one way ticket here because he's in a band and he wants to find out about the melbourne scene and how he's played with the getaway plan and had i ever heard of you am i, you know, with tim rogers, and had i heard the new coldplay? yeah it's really cool, yeah, like, completely just crazy, like, viva la vida, like french revolution and stuff, and had i heard that one song by that french girl on triple j? like...'i'll kill her' or something? yeah apparently she's really sharp you know, like, i reckon you'd have to be pretty out there to write a song like that, oh yeah freo's really cool, little creatures, that's where eskimo joe hang out, sweet...

IN CONCLUSION, FUCK PERTH.

actually i had a really fun time and everyone i met there was really nice. but still. man.

also photobucket can lick my tonto

HAY ELISE AND SARAH
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE A PICNIC/BARBECUE/BURRITO NIGHT OR SOMETHING
WE SHOULD DO THAT

Are you mad at anyone?
yeah kind of, passively at the moment. ALSO AMBER! WHO CALLS SOMEONE 4 TIMES TO ASK WHAT ORDER TO PUT BROCCOLI, NOODLES, AND COOKED MEAT INTO SOUP.

Who is the person you talked to on the phone last?
amber. ASKING ME ALL THAT STUFF.

What are you listening to at the moment?
I was listening to chris brown but i turned it off.

Ever made someone cry?
yeah i always do it :(

Have you slept in someone else's bed of the opposite sex in the past month?
Yes! Jeremy's and Phil's.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
Yep. His moustache has gone back to smelling like milk. Mmm!

What's irritating you right now?
Headache :(

When was the last time you cried?
last night. like a little beb!

Do you hate anyone?
Not realllllyyyyyyyyyy. WAIT. Yes. One guy at my work. A:LNHOURCH:KAJH

Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
we don't have either here so I don't know! I enjoy BURRITOS AT ELISE'S HOUSE :D

Last phone call received?
AMBER. x 4

What are you wearing on your feet?
skin and toe nails and foot hair :)

What was the last movie you watched in the Theater?
in the Theater I watched Kung-Fu Panda, AGAIN because when we went in Perth it was super full of kids who made it annoying. But last night people were still annoying! but they were grown ups!

What are you doing today?
well since it's midnight, today i will be sleeping, then getting up and making some lunch probably, then sitting around, maybe knitting, then tutoring for 2 1/2 hours then going out for dinner with pheel.

The person you love moves across the world; what would you do ?
:(. but if it's what they need to do, let them do it. if i've finished uni then maybe i'd go too if they wanted me to.

What song always makes you sad?
between the bars by elliott smith. probably others but i can't htink of them right now

What are you doing this weekend?
today i worked and then went home and made pasta and then TALKED TO THAT DUDE and then hung out with phil in the afternoon and we had a nap and hten i came home and made dinner and watched KINKY BOOTS which was a good movie. and tomorrow i will do all that other stuff i already talked about.

What do you think about smoking weed?
it's okay i guess, i don't really like doing it anymore but i've got no probs with it unless you do it all the time and it makes you boring

What's your favorite drink?
MMM probably cherry ripe smoothie from TROPICANA JUICE! YUMMMMMMMM Or Giles' Special!

What is something you do a lot?
sleep on public transport :( i'm trying not to!

Do you lead people on a lot?
No I don't reckon, but i've been accused of doing it before.

Do you believe everything you hear?
what the fuck

Do you live near your best friend(s)?
no she lives ages away! how rude.

What are you wearing right now?
grey trackies and a blue long sleeved top and amber's eyar 6 jumper!

Where were you at 11:45 pm yesterday?
probably on my way home or at home doing the laundry.

How many letters are in your last name?
10

What did you do last night?
I did laundry then saw kung-fu panda!

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now?
from...i don't know. box hill maybe, haha. fuck i dunno.

Do you listen to your parents?
yeah but sometimes they talk a bit of poo, you know, everyone does.

Would rain actually stop you from going somewhere or ruin your plans?
no way! i always go to the zoo even if it's raining!

Do you own any TV shows on DVD?
most of them are amber's. INCLUDING: 3rd rock from the sun, Just shoot me

Where are you going on your next vacation?
who knows! ~~mystery~~

What's the best eye color for the opposite sex?
i don't give a hoot. green i guess.

Do you have any pets, if so how many?
i have one dog barney! he is pretty funny!

Are you gangster?
no.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
yeah. basically everyone at work does.

Do you like carrots?
yeah! especially shredded in my enchiladas mixed in with mince and beans. yum!

Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
ocean. but both taste disgusting.

jebe @ 2008-06-16T16:56:00

2008-06-16T07:17:58Z

I have a micro exam tomorrow but I am bored and I'm watching Dave Chapelle videos instead. BOooooooOOOOoooooooooo!

Reason for the last tear shed?
the other morning after i had an all nighter and had slept about 2 hours, and i got really tired and stressed out about stuff

Someone who means a great deal to you?
phil, sarah, mum

Do you listen to songs about drugs?
uh i guess but i don't go lookin for em or anything

Highlight of your day?
so far? i made an okay lunch! THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY SO FAR.

Feel a sense of guilt lately?
yeah i was a jerk the other day, and i haven't been studying. But i'm feeling really posi, like...let's move on up! yeah!

Want something badly?
umm yes. i want some starbursts. and a cuddle!

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
only when one person does it, otherwise i'm like what the fuck get away from me man

Who was the last person of the same sex you shared the same bed with?
hmm no one for ages. I honestly don't know.

Which of your friends do you argue with the most?
i don't really argue with my friends that much! Amber maybe?

What is something you like to do when you're down?
get a cuddle.

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgive uhhhhhhhhh wait i don't know.

What is one thing you must have in a relationship?
there are lots of things! not one thing. but the top 5 are
1. loveeeeeeee
2. respect
3. feminist dialogue. mostly this is me saying a lot of stuff and the other one going uhhh yeah i guess that's true
4. honesty
5. cuddles

Do you think anyone's thinking about you right now?
i dunno. probably not!

What do you look for in a partner?:
eyebrows. nah i dunno.

What attracts you to someone?:
oh man these are such tough questions! i reckon a good cowboy shirt or duffel coat.

Is there something that you want to tell someone but can't?
nah not really! i'm pretty cool with most stuff.

Do you find yourself attractive?
not really, i like my a at the moment. OMG. I meant hair!!!! :O

Where's your ideal vacation and why?:
new zealand is good, malaysia is good too because accommodation is free and i normally get money out of it

What's the most pain you've experienced physically or emotionally?
physically? i don't know, i did a real bad ringstinger the other day. Emotionally? idk like 2004-2005 in general

Do you believe in second chances?:
i believe in them but i don't give them out often

If there was something you could do over, what would it be?
gawd i dunno
my anthropology assignment??

What's the biggest turn off?:
smelliness, misogyny, hair gel. schwarzkopf in particular.

Do you have any special talents?
not that i know of

What helps you relax?
back rubbies, cuddles

Did the last person you kiss deserve it?
yes!

How do you feel about yourself as a person?
i feel okay sometimes. sometimes i'm a real jerk but i like myself a lot more lately.

What do you have planned for your life?:
GAWSH. Heaps!

Can you honestly say that looks don't matter?
no, of course not! but i could say that a specific standard of looks isn't as important as people make out.

Would you rather hear the painful truth or a happy lie?
painful troof

What really irritates you?:
people who think being rude a replacement for a personality as "they're just honest/blunt!" no. get some fucking manners. shave your monobrow. diq.

Is there someone you're attracted to?
yeah!

Have you ever taken anyone for granted?:
yeah definitely.

Do you think being "heart broken" is as bad as people say?:
yeah i guess so. it's pretty bad.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?:
non!

Can you describe your ideal guy/girl?:
ideal girl:
cowboy shirts
nice eyes
good skin
likes to do it
smells nice

ideal boy:
has a good duffel
eyebrows
brown hair
gives good cuddles
tries his best not to fart right in my face thanks

Have you ever loved someone you knew you shouldn't?
uhhh i guess

What are some things that you have to have everywhere you go?
MY KEYS. unless phil has his and we're out together.

WOW I ADDED ANOTHER MEME!!!

1. Grab your phone.
okay

2. What kind is your phone?
a nokia...thing. i think heaps of people have it. it's black and has a scratch on it from when i dropped it on the bus when A WASP STUNG ME >:(

4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Maddie!

5. Who's the last person you called?
Amber. SHE DIDN'T ANSWER OF COURSE.

6. Who was your last missed call from?
A Private Number! wow it was at 7:24am though apparently, really I can't be expected to answer that.

OH! IT WAS ME! looking for my phone! ohhh. How embarrassing. The one before that is from Nicole.

7. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under j?
Jo

8. Who's your speed dial number 2?
Amber!

9. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under d?
Directory Assist Int. Apparently.

10. Who was your last received call from?
A phone at my mum's work, I think Amber was using it?

11. Who's speed dial number 4?
No one. I arrange my speed dials by the first letter of whoever i'm calling's name. I guess no one important is g/h/i

12. What does your banner say?
I don't have a banner! It's 2008!

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
817. I haven't deleted any since I got it!

14. what is the background?
a picture of Phil with an Ikea crab on his head.

16. Who's the 5th message from in your inbox?
haha "I added a fucktonne of cracked pepper to yesterday's bland soup and it is now level 8 delicious. I'm Matt Moran!" from Phil. I think then he spilled coke all over the barbeque.

17. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under B?
Amber black, which means Amber's Blackberry. I guess my phone does things by last name?

18. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
7! but only half a bar of battery!

9. Who was your last text message from?
Phil. "I'm going to the pub with Singh, Melvin and Kenny. Work drinks!"

20. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox:
I scrolled like about a third of the way through and the only names were Phil, Amber, Kooilan, Andrew, Malitha and Elise. And one from Kate I think. I don't like texting people!

21. Who's the 1st person under A?
Amber no doubt.

22. Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list?
mine only keeps the last 5

23. What does your 6th text message in your inbox say
"I bet Alexandra is being a fuck!" Phil

24. who is the second person in your contacts?
Andrew

25. Who is the last name in your Phonebook
Yi-en

e-lice-ee what's happenin tomorrow night? do you guyz want to meet in the city before or something? except i don't think phil finishes til 6:30 tomorrow night. so i dunno!

ALKJHSDJKGH:ASGH
i hate economics
>:(

jebe @ 2008-06-12T13:28:00

2008-06-12T04:57:34Z

i should be doing my ethnographic research essay (of which i've written 100 words out of 2500, woo) that's due tomorrow
but i kind of want to do a meme
i'm keeping the faith

I removed the HONESTLYs from this because they were annoying

has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
yes of course! but not in my new sports bras, haha. my boobies have grown so much that most of my bras don't fit too good anymore so my mum bought me some AUSTRALIAN INSTITUTE OF SPORT APPROVED sports bras to wear under my pajamas for bedtime, and they're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY.
but quite comfy! apparently they reduce bounce by 50%! Now just one boob bounces, the other is perfectly still.

what color is the shirt you're wearing now?
i'm wearing a grey t-shirt and a green hoodie.

what's on your mind?
how i'm meant to be doing homework, and how my internet is slow >:(

what made you last cry?
when i found out that I had my OB exam the next day, not Micro which I had been studying all weekend :(

Honestly, did you watch Shot at Love with Tila Tequilla?
No! But I don't think that Dani girl is really all that. I'M SORRY. HER FACIAL FEATURES ARE JUST KIND OF WEIRD.

Who makes you happy most of the time?
Phil! Yesterday he came to visit me for work for only like half an hour but it takes like 45 minutes or an hour to get there from his house so i was really happy :)

Do you want to see someone this very minute?
"yes, so i can pull out their insides and feed them to rats." omg ween steady on. and yes! just for a cuddle and nap.

do you have deep secrets?
maybe! not really that NO one knows though.

do you like someone?
yeah but they know about it!

what are you sick of?
stress and my job.

what do you want right now?
cuddles! maybe some porridge :) and for exams and everything to be over!

who was the last person you mimed?
haha what the fuck, i don't know.

are you normally a happy person?
in the last year yes, but for the past month or two i've been really unhappy. but i think things will get better!

what is your greatest fear?
i don't know! being raped or having my cat die

what would you do if you walked in on your GF/BF(cheating)?
break up. make sure i don't got herp.

if you could go back 3 months and change something would you?
i don't know. maybe. probably would have started my homework earlier!

is there anyone who doesn't like you?
haha of course! I can think of a few, def.

what were you doing at midnight last night?
talking to phil and internettin i suppose.

how late did you stay up last night and why?
2:30 or so, reading and watching amy sedaris clips on youtube.

when was the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
we don't grow our own, so never! but i do love tomatoes! yum

have you ever ordered from an infomercial?
no but my mum has and she regretted it, haha. oh mum!

do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
i don't know who that was. amber? mmm not really, sometimes i'm like WOAH SHE IS THE WORST but i don't HATE her.

do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no! not at all.

when is the last time you took a nap?
hmm i guess on saturday night, it was more like i just fell asleep after we changed into track pants and played rummikub. it was so cold!

who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
me ma!

The last person to physically hurt you?
PHIL. He kicked me in the leg!! NICK NOLTE

Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
Tokyo I reckon. Wait, I don't know!

Who else is in the room with you?
Barney! My dad shaved him so now he looks like a Cone Head.

Are you listening to music right now?
Nah. I was watchign runway clips before though, and they had music!

Apple juice or Hollister gift card?
What? I don't know what hollister is. But I love apple juice!

What’s the worst way to say I Love You?
if you only say it in reply to someone like "i love you too" but don't ever take the initiative to say it first
orrrrr
saying it really obnoxiously loud for the first time in public, like proposing in public i think that's bad too

"actually the worst way to say i love you is saying it and not meaning it. you have to mean it."
that's what ween said, this is also correct.

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
NO WAY!!! :D :D :D

Where is your mum right now?
at work! doing work.

What do you currently hear right now?
NUFFING

Has anyone ever leaned in to kiss you and you pulled away?
Hmm, YES! two people i can think of. also i always lean in to phil and stay there and he ignores me or looks out the window. WHAT A JERKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

What is your current annoyance?
how my tea always goes cold! boo. i wish it woudl stay hot forever >:|

Look outside, how's the weather?
overcast! Apparently it's pretty windy port melbourne way but it seems fine here.

Do you like what you see in the mirror?
nah mate. but i'm growing to, maybe. my hair's always good before i shower.

What are you wearing right now?
trackies, a grey t-shirt and a green hoodie. studying clothes!

Did you talk to anybody random yesterday?
~~sooOOOoo random~~ no.

How long is your hair?
longest is just below my jaw?

When was the last time you laughed really hard? With who?
yesterday in grill'd, i can't remember what at though.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
YES! all the time. ALL THE TIME.

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
exams being over, going to perth!

Who was the last person to call you while you sat and watched it ring?
uh i normally just pick up the phone

Any plans for tonight?
essay! maybe top model!

THE END

rearrararararargah

That is quality with a capital S. For Spanish!

2008-06-01T03:15:22Z

The last while has been pretty eventful and also relaxing ever since midterms were finished. I found out I'm quietly doing okay in at least 3/4 of my subjects (i have no idea about the 4th because they haven't given me any marks back). The next while should be filled with studying

going for walks

working

and going to the zoo

Also probably making sandwiches.

berrrrgh
BERRRRRRRRRGH

jebe @ 2008-05-19T22:17:00

2008-05-19T12:47:04Z

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Phil!

Where was the last place you went out to eat?
hmm i can't remember very well, oh! we went to the pancake parlour on Saturday. AND THEN A WOMAN STOLE OUR TOMATOES AT SAFEWAY
D:<

What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
I don't drink very much, probably beer AGES ago.

Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
you can't kiss eyeballs without being gross! But I would prefer to have my eyes than lips.

Medicine, fine arts, or law?
for me? fine arts i guess?

Best kind of pizza?
olives, basil, anchovies. anything else is a bonus!

Is your bedroom window open?
yep!

What is in store for your future?
lots of things I hope! uhhh in the near future, hopefully sleep, then getting up, then a nap, then a bus ride, balh blah. haha. i dunno.

Who was the last band you saw live?
ugh, modest mouse i think? :/

Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
hahaha not really. I take care of Phil, he is a real whinger when he has a cold. i am a whinger when i have headaches/tummy aches though, so we even out.

What is your favorite soda?
vanilla coke, sprite with yum cha, and raspberry with pancake parlour! NEVER BLUE HEAVEN

How many songs are on your iTunes?
let me see!
1975. Bang up year! No i have no idea if it was or not.

When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
um

Where is the last place you drove to?
To the train station

Are you experienced?
in lots of things and not in lots of other things. i'm not experienced in work that will get me jobs :(

Any historical figures that you envy?
nah not super really

What brand of digital camera do you own?
god i don't know. phone brand. the kind of brand that makes Phil go "TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN LATER YOU SHOULD PUT IT ON THE INTERNET!" in public :(!!

When was the last time you got a good workout?
NEVER

If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
haha fuck i dunno. I suck at getting jeans

What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
That's tonight! i'll tell you later.

Are you a quitter?
i quit smoking. after like 2 months in year 11 or something, hahaha. GOD.

Who was the last person you had in your house?
hmm haven't had a visitor in a while

Can you speak another language?
nopey nope

How about you put your legs behind your head?
NAH MAN. I'm so inflexible. It's fucking gross :(

When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
i'm pretty much never under the influence. so like last year some time.

Nickname?
pinkys lane

Describe what you are wearing in detail?
trackie pants, black top, grey knitted loose boat neck jumper with 3/4 sleeves, black bra, nude undies

What do you think about people who party a lot?
well i guess that when they're gonna party then they're gonna party hard

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not when i'm talking about it, when grossos are talking about it to me then i am

Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
nah man

What was the last CD you purchased?
god wow, it would have been ages ago. My dad made me get a staff discount from Elise for him, for a $3 cd :(

What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
huh i dunno really. maybe queen and tom waits.

What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
definitely gluttony, lust i guess is pretty good, sloth definitely like a snorlax, wrath is pretty bad too sometimes i guess

Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
y i did cause i couldn't be bothered thinking about them

Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
i don't drink coffee, it's fucking gross.

Have you ever been offered a job?
uh yes?

Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
nah i don't think so.

When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Not since year 11. so 3 years ago.

Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
my dad! and my sister.

Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yep!

Miss someone?
mmm i miss sarah.

Is there someone you want to fight?
i had a dream i punched someone in the face so YES.

jebe @ 2008-04-27T22:40:00

2008-04-27T12:45:28Z

ugh i'm doing my research essay on critiques of queer activism/lgbt identity politics and it's so draining. it's due tomorrow and i'm 800 words through 2500. Asa;gjdgajg;sajghas;gjhasg
i'm dreading talking about the queer activism part, i feel like such a hack talking about it from the point of view of someone who's never seen AIDS and wasn't even alive when Act Up etc were relevant.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i need a hug really bad

jebe @ 2008-03-11T11:57:00

2008-03-11T00:54:41Z

um excuse me btn
this diabetes story was on LAST WEEK as well.

Also, I'm the only one at Phil's house and I think someone just came by for a rent inspection. I was scared to answer the doorbell (because no one who actually lives here is home) so I hid on the floor and turned down the tv, D:

jebe @ 2008-03-08T16:37:00

2008-03-08T05:38:23Z

I LOVE THE WORLD

or just the internet :(

happy international women's day!

ps i think i outed myself at work, i was telling sarah that i was going to a session at the queer film festival and it went really silent
and this girl's face was like this

@_@
okay i don't even know but it was weird

jebe @ 2008-02-20T23:50:00

2008-02-20T12:51:15Z

cisqo died tonight. we buried him in the back yard. he's the best doggie i've ever met, i miss him so much already.

jebe @ 2008-02-18T00:00:00

2008-02-17T13:02:56Z

God Isla Fisher is infinitely better with an American accent. Also, in Hot Rod as opposed to in the fucking Wannabes. God.

Also, Cisqo's really sick. boo :( I think he'll need to go back on the drip tomorrow.

Whitney will get us through it though. Also tonight I saw Richard Gere's weiner :/ :/ :/ I don't really understand what this movie's about, other than the silver surfer and heaps of sex scenes.

jebe @ 2008-02-09T19:25:00

2008-02-09T10:07:01Z

Ghostbusters followed by Bad Boys tonight. I do not know why anyone would go out. Except to go to a ghostbusters/bad boys double feature party, or maybe to plan staying home the next time (March is my hypothesis) that these movies are on Channel 10 again. But I don't know what reason you'd have not to do that at home. Watching these movies.

You can even do memes at the same time!

1. How many people have you kissed in this month?
Just one!

2. What's your middle name?
Yi-Lynn.

3. Where will you be 12 hours from now?
Sleeping I guess. In my bed.

4. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Yeah def.

5. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
uhh 23 degrees. I suppose a jeans and something combo? I don't feel like tights for tomorrow, cause I'm going to do some leg hair removal tonight. Shock. I know. Let's hope for a max of 3 cuts.

6. Where's your girlfriend/boyfriend?
Uhh hopefully watching this in the living room with Mikey and Ryan. I bet Ryan's glad there were only really sunshowers today. "Any day but Saturday!" And also knows a guy from Canberra whose eggs once fried themselves on his kitchen bench.

7. Are you on a desktop or laptop?
Laptop. It is in fact also on my lap.

8. Does anyone hate you for no reason?:
Real mexicans probably hate me for loving those old el paso ads.

9. Can you make yourself cry?
Not really, but it's pretty easy for other people to. I think.

10. What are you planning to do today?:
WATCH THIS!

11. Play an instrument?:
I used to. I'm meant to practice piano a bit but I don't.

12. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?:
Yeah I reckon.

13. What are your favorite colors?:
really warm red. yeah.

14. Have you ever had your nails done?
Nah that's foul.

15. Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
Ummm Big W, haha. The one in the city, you know.

16. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R?:
Uhhh no! I don't think so.

17. Have you ever passed out?
Yeah boi!

18. What are you doing tomorrow?
Making lunch and breakfast, then going out. Maybe meeting Phil after work, or maybe meeting him later, but anyway going over there for snax and pants off.

19: What the fuck is your problem?
I love Bill Murray. too much

20. Are you easily confused?:
YES. especially by references. I just don't pick them up ever. I just think people are saying odd things.

21. Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
Yeah! I hope so.

22. What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
peanut butter maybe

23. Have you ever drank alcohol?y
y

24. Have you ever done drugs?
y

25. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
not really i don't think

26. Is your hair color now the natural color?
yep! blackity black. But shines brown under sunlight. :(
ps elise did you dye your hair? it looked nice last night!

27. What color are your socks?:
white, the colour of supremacy. JOKES.

28. Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
YES.
D:<

29. Do you fall for people easily?.
'falling for people' is gay
i like people pretty easily
but i hate them heaps easier

30. Everything happens for a reason:
no and

31. Have you ever dated someone more than once?:
no

32. Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
uhh
just phil i think, let me see. yep. but yesterday it was phil, elise, stu and elise on someone else's number.
oh geez it's that awkward scene on ghostbusters.

33. Last thing you got in the mail?
something from melbourne uni i think

34. Why the fuck do you smoke dubies?!
what?? :(

35. How good are cooked pears?
Great.

36. Do you find members of the opposite sex confusing?:
Yeah a bit I guess. ??

37. When is the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
I saw Sarah last night! At our sausage sizzle.

38. What are you listening to right now?:
Iron chef commentary cause it's an ad on ghostbusters.

39. How has the week been?:
really good actually I think. except for new years, that wasn't so good because I didn't get to see a lion.

41. Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
not really right now. there was a few days ago but it kind of bubbled away.

42. What turns you off the most?
stinkiness.

43. Why did you and your last boyfriend/girlfriend break up?
I am not at liberty to say. But I just lol'd at "Look my friend, don't be a jerk."

44. Who was the last person to stay in your bed?
Me!

45. Do you prefer being single or taken?:
I really like my life as a taken person right now.

46. Who is your myspace top friend and why?:
Jo, because we are ferocious to the extreme.

47. Are you in love with anyone right now?
This boy I know is pretty good, feral as hale though.

48. Last person to say 'i love you' to you:
Philly.

49: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah! tomorrow hopefully.

50. What is it you truly want right now?
A lot of money so I can afford to do what i want.

"It's true. This man has no dick.

Well that's what I heard!"

besttttttttttt

mmm

jebe @ 2008-02-04T01:12:00

2008-02-03T14:33:32Z

um okay just saying.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

The last while has been busy. I got another uti but I have nipped it in the bud thanks to Dr Charles. Also my face has bloomed with acne, fuck you face. I really enjoyed my good honey and jojoba and tea tree and amazing use of essential oil run while it lasted.
ps has anyone used dermalogica? did it work? are you the proud owner of a ferociously clear face?

ungh i dunno. I'm liking new york so far though. Alexander's Wang can go in me right now.

also will smith pictures where he has tiny facial features make me laugh so hard, i think i'm having an asthma attack*

*by the by the other day was like "your rashes are bad, you should eat some more cool foods and not so much hot food, i will make you some barley water this week. When uncle pin used to have asthma we caught cockroaches and roasted them and he ate them."

D: D: D:

jebe @ 2008-01-18T00:29:00

2008-01-17T13:40:11Z

Today Phil and I made pizza for lunch today! it was sooo good, the best pizza I've ever had I reckon! Also we've been furniture shopping this (fake) weekend, at a second hand store there was this amazing Michael Jackson Beat It style jacket, it was so good and only 38 dollars but a bit too big so I didn't get it :(

Also there's a movie with Ice T and Ice Cube in it, I thought this was a fucking bad white person heist movie but it got really intense suddenly :(

ps has anyone seen the mannys ad that was just on? I lol'd real hard.

This movie is stressing me out to the max, as is Ice T's hair.

jebe @ 2008-01-08T23:35:00

2008-01-08T14:25:57Z

A meme I stole from viv! hooray

Do you have any pets?
Yes I have a doggie! He is soooo good. Today we saw a boxer down the road and she wasn't so good as Cisqo, she was boring and had a small head like a goomba.

What color shirt are you wearing?
light blue! lady sovereign t-shirt.

Name three things that are physically close to you:
Plate, fork, office dvds

What is the last book you read?
Freakonomics. It was okay.

Are you or were you a good student?
I didn't use to be, I am pretty bad still. Well I mean pre year 7 I was amazing.

What's your favorite sport?
uhhhhhh curling I guess.

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
yes

What's the weather like right now?
cool right now but hot tomorrow I think!

Who tells the best jokes?
Elise I reckon! Good punner.

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Uh I don't remember.

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I do very rarely, and no!

Do you believe in karma?
Nah mate.

Do you believe in luck?
Nahhhhhhhhhhh.

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
BOTH. I make real good scrambled eggs though. Well I reckon they're really good anyway.

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Nothin really! I guess you could say essential oils, but really...I just use them a lot.

Are you proud of yourself?
Sometimes! For some things.

Are you reliable?
I dunno! Phil says "sure!"

Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes. Speaking of which did you see Tom Hanks' bum on letterman? it's huge! it could swallow someone else's big bum whole.

what a good guy!

What's your favorite food?
Char siew pork, my mum's!

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes! Only one though, and pretty briefly I think! Now we are gender studies friends she is great :)

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
eww no

Do like to draw?
I'm pretty bad, so no.

What's your favorite invention?
The cheese guillotine. Nah I dunno, but it kind of depresses me that a lot of new inventions will just end up on danoz direct.

Is your room messy?
Yeah quite.

What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Apples! Of course.

Do you give in easily?
To most things involving my family.

Are you a good guesser?
Nah, really bad.

Can you read other people's expressions?
Not very well either. Only if I know them well I guess.

Are you a bully?
Nah!

Do you have a job?
Yeah but takin time off.

What time did you wake up this morning?
11:30!

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Nuffin!

When was the last time you showered?
An hour ago I think!

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Going to Phil's house.

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Wednesday because it's WEEKEND!

Do you have any nicknames?
Big Jelly's catching on.

Have you ever been scuba diving?
Nah, only snorkling!

What's your least favorite color?
That blue colour
the blue on the top!

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Yes, but I am dating him so it's okay.

Would you ever go skydiving?
Yes!

What toothpaste do you use?
Sensodine I think.

Do you enjoy challenges?
Uhhh no.

What's the worst injury you have had?
AMBERRRRRRRRRR

What's the last movie you saw?
I saw enchanted again. Haha, IT WAS STILL GOOD.

What do you want to know about the future?
Will I do what I really want to do?

What does your last text message say?
I can't say! It's a bit mean.

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Uhhhhh I dunno. Amber actually, she called me from her room.

What's your favorite school subject?
Highschool? Uh music I guess. Or English. In uni so far I guess gender studiesssssss one.

What's your least favorite school subject?
Spanish.

Would you rather have money or love?
I have love and no money right at this moment and I feel pretty good about it so that I guess.

What is your dream vacation?
I dunno! I think to England and then to Malaysia, ahaha.

What is your favorite animal?
Deer!

Do you miss anyone right now?
yeah.

What's the last sporting event you watched?
I guess last time I went to the football with Phil.

Do you need to do laundry?
Not badly. The whitsundays are getting a bit gross though.

Do you listen to the radio?
Not much.

Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I think about to go to bed.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Swear and get sad :(

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, but apparently they love me at the zoo!

What colour are your bed sheets?
Some kind of gay floral I think.

What's your ringtone?
Shame On A Nigga

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Tom Hanks

Do you have any obsessions right now?
Not really.

Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Yeah! Who doesn't! What kind of Australian geographic kind of hater fuckery is that.

What's your favorite fruity scent?
Apples! dkny be delicious

Do you watch cartoons?
sometimes, not much.

Have you ever sat on a roof?
i dunno! i remember talking about it with Sarah at her house when we slept over!

Have you ever been to a different country?
y.

Name three things in the world you dislike:
lettuce, fried rice, back aches.

Name three people in the world you dislike:
uhhh julia roberts, the dude yelling on the "17% OF ALL LIGHTS AT LIGHTING AUSTRALIA" or maybe it's 70% i dunno, and people who think breast cancer is the only illness in the world.

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yeah probably.

Do you like sushi?
YES. A lot!

Do you believe in magic?
Nah bro. I believe in sweet trixx though.

Do you hold grudges?
Yeah really a lot.

jebe @ 2007-12-29T00:04:00

2007-12-28T14:34:14Z

Oh look a meme.

1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?
Went to uni I guess.

2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't even really remember what mine were. According to a livejournal meme, one that I was going to do again this year (haha) it was to be hotter. Oh god that 100% did not happen. OPPOSITE.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Ugh god I hope not.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope. Benazir Bhutto :(

5. What countries did you visit?
None. Perth is kind of like another country where everything is tiny. Lego country obsessed with Swans.

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
Ohhh okay. I get it. I would like clear skin.

7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
None I guess, because I can't think of any.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I dunno. Man I'm so bummed out, time to T this mother out for a little while. Okay back. Also, I still don't know. Being amazing I guess.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Not making people happy :(

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Not really. I had a cold and rhoea a couple of times. And some rashes. FUCK i am the grossest.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
nights at hotels. For sure.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Phil's, def. Best guy/person I've ever met in my whole life.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Umm I'm not going to say.

14. Where did most of your money go?
essential oils and grill'd I guess.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Phil moving! Dancing! Economics!

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, flowing through the jasmine of my MINDDDDDDDDDD

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:

i. happier or sadder? Happier. I'm in a bit of a funk though, but I'm kind of in a light at the end of the tunnel thing.

ii. thinner or fatter? GOD! So much fatter. I am thick like Missy E.

iii. richer or poorer? Hummmmm poorer.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Dancing. That's about it. Played more with a few people.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Crying! I cried a lot the second half of this year.

20. How will you be spending New Year’s?
Chilling with Phil and Chill I think.

22. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Fell more in love.

23. How many one-night stands?
none!

24. What was your favorite TV program?
So You Think You Can Dance! By far.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yes. Or uh no. I don't know. I dislike people I didn't.

26. What was the best book you read?
Dunno dunno. I like the one I'm reading at the moment. And that book about DC punk. Haha. Fuckin Ian MacKaye man.

27. What was your greatest musical (re)discovery?
I listened to soooo much Le Tigre this year, which I haven't since like 2004 I gues.

28. What did you want and get?
Um lots of things that I purchased. Good Christmas presents!

29. What did you want and not get?
A pair of these earrings, to be fair I've only wanted them for maybe 1 day but I really want them now, haha.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Man Enchanted was soooo good.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I went to a cake factory! I turned 19. I also ate deep fried egg plant.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
hmm. I don't know.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Jeans and t-shirts.

34. What kept you sane?
Phil, sleeping. Eating.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Monique alexander a bit, haha. TRUE. Google her! Also the standard ones, you know.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Hahaha mang I dunno. My own personal issues probably. Selfishly I guess!

37. Who did you miss?
Eugenie, Sarah.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Andrewwwwwwwwww

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007:
Don't take shit. It's worthwhile cutting people off if it makes you feel okay.

Mr Fugazi is wearing a beanie.

you're getting beaten!

2007-12-25T11:12:59Z

Okay I have spent all night with ween on polyvore. Let's see some outfits I made!

Now I just have to go shopping with my Christmas money! And for it to be winter again.

PS my christmas has been awesome! I went over to Phil's for Christmas lunch and we made a roasty thing, only not in the oven anyway it was super yummmmm. YUM. And then I came home and had Christmas dinner with the fam! Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

EDIT: Let's see the presents I got!
From Phil I got:

Le Tigre - From The Desk of Mr. Lady
and

Genderqueer, which I was looking at in a bookstore and was going to buy but he sneakily got there first. High five!

From Ma and Pa I am yet to receive $$$
From Yi-En I got:
which is super because it has a blush that I've wanted forEVER.
From her mum I got $$$
From Fran and Ween I got a clip from Mimco, and from Koko I got

Hooray! What a bounty.

Wedding themed post!

2007-12-23T10:32:12Z

Here is a post of people I would willingly marry given the chance.

Uhhh okay so he's a bit young. And tbh his music kind of blows. BUT. Watch his bit at the end of this:

amazing! Also I kind of love Miss Prissy too (the normal looking girl who does the splits, not the CRAZY PITBULL GIRL)

I make no apologies for how big that picture is. Uhhhhh Kelis you can be bossy to me I don't mind.

Freja Beha. God I love her. And her new hair. I don't care what anyone says! But she got kind of skinny in the s/s08 season. :(

Tasha Tilberg, Phil said once she looked like and i said eff you phil! She is kind of oldish looking now though. Stop smoking :(

on a lesbians in the mainstream media note, does anyone think that Dani
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=45025131&albumId=122365
from shot of love is like the least hot genderqueer person they've seen, ever? Well not ever. But I mean...idk. Everyone's on her nonexistent nuts I don't get it really :(

and

+

+ savoys, I'm really disgusted I can't find a picture of them on the internet. Fuck you too google!
But yeah I've been eating them all day. Note that even though the brand is "Aristocrat" they cost less than 2 bucks.

Diamonds on my neck di-diamonds on my grilllllllllll

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo!

2007-12-20T11:59:39Z

So Monday was pretty good, we went to a cake factory in WEST HEIDELBERG and got some delicious cake, and then later we went out for dinner at a nice place in Camberwell, I got some DEEP FRIED EGGPLANT. AMAZING! So yum. But I put a bit too much sweet miso sauce on it so by the end it tasted kind of like banana, haha. Yummm though. Then we came home and watched Finding Neverland, which kind of blew but not as much as I thought it would. I think mum asking "IS THAT DUSTY HOFFMAN?" every 10 minutes made it much better. Also, on Sunday night, I received this:

What a thoroughly enjoyable comedic romp.

On Tuesday I went to Chadstone with Amber and Mum to get Christmas presents and a dress for Koko's wedding. I almost got a pretty cute dress but it folded weirdly and made me have an alien nipple. That was pretty weird. I feel that something else also happened on Tuesday night but I don't remember what it was. Oh I took the dog for a walk and noticed he's getting kind of fat. Speaking of my dog:

SOME PEOPLE do not seem to appreciate the effort that went into this scientific analysis, and all I have to say to that is...I clippered the nape of your neck!!

Yesterday I went out and had a play with Phil, we went and bought a fridge!! Well he did. and we unsuccessfully tried to get it up the stairs. Bummer. any volunteers to help us get it up some stairs? Anyway also we looked for dresses in Fitzroy but nay there were none. Does anyone know where I can get a cute dress that's yellow or purple or rainbow colours? :( Also we watched
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Look like an uplifting tale of the young black guy from a bad neighbourhood with a worse attitude who somehow gets into a good university and has to prove himself while bagging the slightly snobbish girl along the way? WELL IT IS. But it was also surprisingly hard hitting! Also it's not in German. I also love Chris Brown now, I wish for him to be my closest friend and dance teacher.

Also when I got home last night I watched lots of Thunderant (well a few) videos, it is Carrie Brownstein who I sincerely wish to sleep with or at least talk to one day and Fred Armisen who provides me with hearty laughs a lot. http://www.thunderant.com/index.php , this one is my favourite!
http://www.thunderant.com/index.php?p=18 I don't know how to embed okay :(

And today for lunch I had pizza and wings and a rainbow paddle pop! Aces.

Discuss!